If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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