I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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