I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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