her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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