Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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