I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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