you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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