Whod you bang
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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