She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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