she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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