I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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