what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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