Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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