If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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