White coat. Heels.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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