I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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