oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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