Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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