Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
