I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
