did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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