Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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