physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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