Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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