Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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