he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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