did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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