what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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