Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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