So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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