The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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