i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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