sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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