Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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