check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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