kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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