I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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