idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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