Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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