New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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