is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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