Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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