We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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