My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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