Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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