I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
sex on a bike is impossible
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