Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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