Walk of Shame. In a state park.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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