office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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