Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
3 2 1 whiskey
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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