I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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