i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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