he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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